Thursday, April 3, 2014

Toilet TMI

Please brace yourself for TMI.

You know how it is as a mom, rarely a moment to yourself.  They need you when you're sleeping, they know when we're awake; whether they've been bad or good its all our time they take.  Silly song aside, we all know even bathroom time becomes kid time. 

Last night after putting the kidlets to bed I took some time for myself...in the bathroom. Like I said, TMI. I fiddled around on my phone and generally enjoyed the quiet. As I finished my business I flushed and went to grab my phone which I then proceeded to hurl straight into the swirling pot of grossness.  Instinctively I reached in and grabbed it out.  Eww.  Cleaned it up.  Eww.  And stuck it in rice so I could pretend that would help. 

So here I am, phone-less with a new one set to be delivered before I head back to Georgia Saturday morning and all for a little me time. Well shit. Literally. 

I feel like we now have a community of all of us crazy moms banding together. In that spirit, let me hear your bathroom stories. I can not possibly be alone in this right?!


1 comment:

Brandy B said...

As I write this I'm trying to enjoy some alone time reading a book on the kindle while relaxing in a warm bath. But in reality my potty training toddler stole the kindle from me, and is sitting on the toilet watching Netflix!